Someone is always watching!

Kate Gosselin appeared on Today this morning where she naturally whipped out her trademark narrating skills to sell viewers a line of bullshit crafted by TLC publicists and her divorce attorney:

On if she still loves Jon:
“When I think back to the Jon that I knew, yes.”

On still wearing her wedding ring:
Gosselin broke down, brushing away tears with a tissue, when Vieira noted that she was still wearing her wedding ring. “Why?” Vieira asked. “For them,” Gosselin said with difficulty in reference to her eight children. “I don’t want to upset them.”

On feeling like a failure:
“I wake up and I do feel a lot of failure,” Gosselin replied. “This is not what any mother sets out for their children. It’s necessary. It has to take place. I think I’ve turned the focus on myself. I want my children to see a mother who’s committed to her children, who’s determined, who has integrity and perseverance and never gives up. Everything I’ve done for them is out of love.”

On the divorce:
“Clearly, we have totally different takes on what happened.” She said that the blame for the marriage’s failure should be shared by both herself and Jon. “Nobody’s perfect. I was not perfect. Obviously, it takes two,” she told Vieira. “I don’t know, to be honest, what would I go back and change. It’s hard to say.”

Kate also denies rumors that she had an affair with Steve Neild and accuses her brother and his wife of making “tens thousands of dollars” on the tabloid circuit “spreading lies” about the Gosselins. But probably the most disturbing item is that she reveals hers kids’ favorite show is — their own: Jon & Kate Plus 8. Wow. Really? No red flags there? “Hey, my five year old loves staring at himself on TV. In fact, the other day he fired a teamster then demanded we re-edit a scene because he had some lollipop in his hair. Ha ha. Kids.”

What Kate DID NOT tell America on The Today Show was that her new apartment in Rockville, Maryland is right across the street from the bodyguard, Steve Neild, she was rumored to be involved with’s office. Very conventient for him to walk across the street for a quickie! Also neighbors in his old ‘hood have reported that his wife has also moved out of the family home and has not been seen there in months. Seems Kate’s marriage is not the only marriage that went belly up recently. So while we are all busy laughing at Jon’s clumsy attempts to get back into the dating scene it appears his wife jumped the shark some time ago. Only this snake laid low in her actions and successfully made her transition from one man to another and breaking up two marriages in the process. As my grandmother used to say, it will all some out in the wash! You cannot hide dirty deeds in the dark forever, huh Kate!

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