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Jul 05 2009

The Weekend’s Odds & Ends!

Published by carolitoh at 5:54 pm under Lifestyles Edit This

The holiday weekend was a drab affair if I ever saw one. Here it rained every afternoon and nearly every city had to cut their budget for fireworks due to the economy. Most people served up hot dogs & hamburgers instead of steaks to help conserve on the food budgets. Personally I love hot dogs but not as much as Joey Chestnut who managed to eat 68 of them to win the hot dog eating contest on Coney Island on July 4th. Wow Joey! Congrats.

Sarah Palin with Lt. Governor Parnell of Alaska

Than Sarah Palin decides to step down as governor of Alaska at the end of this month. Now haven’t we all wanted to tell our boss to take this job and shove it but Sarah, please, you are the governor! And you only had one more year left on the job. What was so bad to make you fold now? I have said this before and I will say this again, it’s easy to see Sarah is not a southern woman! A southern woman would have hung in there just to piss off the press and everyone else. A southern woman would have told the press to kiss her high and mighty ass and held tight to her job. Then she would have walked away with her head held high, flipping off the press with a resounding FUCK YOU as she left office. But that’s just the way we are. Think not? Just ask our men. They know better then to criticize our fried potatoes or else those jack asses would be eating them for dinner every night until hell froze over. Yes, Southern Women can be onery but we can be no-nonsense and get things done. Men just know not to get in our way. Yep, Sarah ain’t southern!

Steve McNair

Steve McNair was found shot to death in Nashville this weekend by his girlfriend in what appears to be a murder-suicide. Trust me this was no one-night stand either. This affair had been going on long enough for him to set her up nicely in a sweet condo and for them to buy a Cadillac Escalade together in both names. A double life takes a little time even though she was only twenty years old. They had been stopped by the police a few days before the deaths for drunk driving and she was taken to jail. McNair was released as he was just a passenger. He bailed her out of jail but something really bad went down between them because forty-eight hours later they were both found dead in a locked house. I feel sorry for Mrs. McNair and their children. His death and the manner surrounding it has to be hard on them. But let this be a lesson to all philandering husbands, when you sin you pay the price. Sometimes that price is one you are not prepared to pay, your life. Just because she is cute it doesn’t mean she is not crazy. Better think before you leap.

 The Girlfriend

Jon & Kate spent the 4th of July with their Eight…together! Guess Jon & Kate found out that seperately they are not the stars of the show. The kids are. No one tunes in to see that husband-hating bitch Kate or her sloth of a husband Jon. Seperately they are not worth looking at but it’s the children we the public adore seeing grow up. To us, their stupid parents are something we tolerate to enjoy the sweet kids. I think it’s something TLC and Kate found out when she filed for divorce from Jon and the public turned on her like rabid dogs ripping her apart. She was hated to say the least. The media and viewing public blamed her for the marriage’s failure. Personally I did too. I have seen several episodes and she treats him like a dog. Kate talks to him like he was one of the kids and frankly she’s lucky he never slapped the shit out of her for treating him that way in public. Maybe if he had stood up to that ball-buster she would have respected him a little more. I stopped watching because it became too painful to watch her act like such a hard nose bitch to everyone. I wanted him to kick her ass or one of the kid to throw up on her, something to put Miss Bitch in her place. When it never happened I turned it off. I don’t blame the guy for going out and having some fun, god knows he never had any with her. And now the kids are not having any fun with her either. she was photographed spanking on of them and heard yelling at all of them all over town. Poor little things. I see patricide written on the wall for this screwed up bunch. She better fear the day one of those kids grows up and learns how to use a knife! 

Jon & Kate Plus 8

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